Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend

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Cherish1950 |
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Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend ![]() |
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cagney12 |
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In the grocery store add really funny things to other peoples carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
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Cherish1950 |
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Sing along at the opera
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cagney12 |
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Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like Pick me! Pick me!!
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cagney12 |
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Walk into a store that has a sign that says, "Have a penny? Give a penny! Need a penny? Take a penny!" with a HUGE jar of pennies. Take a penny out of the cup, put it into your jar, and walk out.
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Cherish1950 |
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Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. ![]() |
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MandyRenee |
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Seaman63 |
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We liked to do this one as teens:
Walking along thew main street of your town in slow motion. Looks great if you do that with a group of friends. |
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cagney12 |
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![]() ![]() Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. |
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Cherish1950 |
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Repeat the following conversation a dozen times "Do you hear that? What? Never mind it's gone now."
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cagney12 |
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Ask people what gender they are.
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notnanny |
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when the telemarketers ring at dinner time and they say is that mrs? you say no she not home thats why i am here with her hubby and you just stopped us making love omg they soon hang up on you
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Cherish1950 |
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Good one have to remember that ![]() |
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notnanny |
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cagney12 |
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Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
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Cherish1950 |
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Stand over someone's shoulder and mummble while they are reading
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cagney12 |
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As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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notnanny |
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walking backwards in the door os if there is someone there you dont like say "sorry i was just leaving"
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Cherish1950 |
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Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
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notnanny |
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cagney12 |
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Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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