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 Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (04/30/07 20:44:45) Member |
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (04/30/07 20:48:20) ezOp |
  on a bumper sticker: I'm driving this way just to piss you off |
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (04/30/07 21:12:13) Member |
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (04/30/07 21:50:30) ezOp |
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
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GambleChick |
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Posts: 1340 (05/01/07 08:09:41) Siggy Queen |
To fall in love is to see the face of God!
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/01/07 11:29:14) ezOp |
Great men may die, but there ideas won't.
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/01/07 21:06:27) Member |
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/01/07 22:13:46) ezOp |
LMAOOOOO ....that's exactly where I would be !!
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/03/07 19:54:19) Member |
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/03/07 20:10:01) ezOp |
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/06/07 16:09:13) ezOp |
People do not care how much you know, till they know how much you care!
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/07/07 20:00:56) Member |
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/07/07 20:56:45) ezOp |
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you always know they are there. |
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/09/07 22:36:58) Member |
Humpty Dumpty was pushed
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/10/07 20:01:10) ezOp |
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/14/07 20:14:52) Member |
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
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MandyRenee |
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Posts: 360 (05/15/07 20:15:39) |
Live and learn (I sure did lately!!)
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/15/07 21:20:12) Member |
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/17/07 21:41:34) ezOp |
You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures.
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Cherish1950 |
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Posts: 4403 (05/17/07 22:43:21) Member |
heres my personal one...
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cagney12 |
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Posts: 20099 (05/19/07 22:54:11) ezOp |
awwwww, I love that Cherish! Cute as can be, and right back atcha!
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- CONTEST AISLE
- VEGAS PARTNER LOUNGE CASINOS
- Rival Casino's
- FORTUNE LOUNGE CASINO'S
- Roxy Palace Casino Online and Vegas Splendido Casino
- Online Playtech Casino's
- Best Poker On The Net
- The Chatter
- The Lighter Side
- Need A Lift
- Siggy's By Nancy and Cherish
- Forum Friends
- Casino Complaints
- The Competitors
- Other Internet Offers
- Spam
